Monday 10 October 2011

BRITAIN FACES "MINI ICE AGE"...

The Daily Express has reported today that Britain looks set to face a "mini ice age" this winter and perhaps in years to come.
Despite us Brits having an unseasonably warm October, temperatures are set to plummet with freezing temps as low as a shivery minus twenty degrees which will top last years coldest temperatures seen in fifty years.
Local councils have reported that they have more rock salt in stock than previous years but following the shambles of the past two years running despite similar claims, we at Dandy's would urge all savvy shoppers to get ahead of the rest and get salt ordered now.
We had many customers last year who had waited for the snow and ice before ordering their salt; at this point they had already had no choice but to shut their businesses to the public due to the properties being inaccessible for customers and suppliers alike. Similarly there were people who couldn't get the kids to school or themselves to work, not to mention all the folks who were left housebound because they couldn't get their cars off the drive!
We even had a few sore bums at Dandy's after a couple of staff went skidding across the car park before we managed to get the salt down; so despite having a veritable salt mountain on site even we occasionally fell prey to the unprepared-ness so take heed from us and get your order in at www.DandysRockSalt.co.uk now (shhh; use the voucher code BLOG2510 for 10% off!)!

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